Monday, 16 April 2012

The day that Danni nearly crushed a duckling and other short stories



Friday March 13th

Leaving Nkope was a pretty sad affair. We were given very little notice, and so we didn’t manage to say goodbye properly to everyone that we wanted to. Clara, the amazing midwife wasn’t in but we left gifts for her with her house-keeper [who didn’t speak a word of English] and some of the kids who we would play with were just nowhere to be seen. James, our legendary cook and his beautiful young son Ishmael, were coming with us to Malindi [where St Martin’s Hospital is based]. Driving through the village for the last time was poignant.  We drove past the market where we would go every day to buy food or essentials [such as deep friend doughnuts, or kilos of kidney beans] and lots of people waved us off.

Arriving at the hospital was so strange. 3 weeks ago we’d been horrified at how basic and crumbling the place was, but with rural village health centre eyes it looked almost modern now! We were thrown a really love leaving party that Danni will talk more about in her blog post, and we had some interesting discussions that really hit home just how different our lives were.

  • “In England, do you have villages?” Why yes, yes we do. “So people live in huts made of mud with thatch straw roofing then?” Dear lord, no. To us, rural means surrounded by greenery and not too near a city. There are still tarmac roads, often a train station, constant electricity, usually broadband internet, landline phones, plumbing and usually a village GP. Peoples mouths gaped open in disbelief.
  • “So, there are no power cuts?” Well, occasionally one house will lose it’s power due to a fuse problem and once in a blue moon a street will go dark for 20 minutes, and it will make headline news in the local paper. In general, we take electricity for granted – it never cuts out.
  • “Here in Africa, many people present to hospital late because they trust traditional healers much more. A child died this morning because they turned up to hospital when it was too late. Do you have spiritual, traditional healers in the UK?” Err….not really. Most people trust doctors and will see a doctor in the first instance. One of the many reasons our health outcomes are so good.
  • “So do you ever have shortages of gloves in hospitals?” Oh my gosh, we are SO lucky in the UK. Women at Nkope health centre over the weekend had to give birth without midwives being able to perform vaginal exams because they had so few gloves that they just had to guess how dilated the woman was. Any woman in obstructed labour would have died.
  • “So, do houses look like this in the UK?” Well….no. <cue me showing a picture of my house, which is exceptional even by UK standards but it’s the only pictures I had> “Wow. You live in heaven! And there are really only 4 people sharing that entire kitchen? You have more than one bathroom in your house?! You own your own car?”.

I’d felt pretty embarrassed after I’d shown them the pictures, but it really hit me just how far away from home I was.

We then danced the night away, woke up early to catch a minibus [read: rusty sardine can stuffed with too many people] to Lilongwe, the capital – another experience that Danni will fill you in about.

I’m sure you’re wondering why the title of this blog post is “The day that Danni nearly crushed a duckling…”, and now that I’ve grabbed your attention for long enough, I’ll tell you. In our little compound in the village lived a family of ducks. Their ducklings were freakin’ adorable and so we tried [and often failed] to pick them up and stroke them. Danni finally managed just before we left but the little ducky didn’t seem too happy. She tried to put it down, and as she did so she dropped the heavy [!!] bag from her shoulder and missed the little fluffball by several centimetres. That would not have been a nice way to end our village experience. Thankfully the duck was fine to live another day.

Thanks for staying tuned – I’m quite enjoying the blogging lark!

Much love,

Dan

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